Humor: Arab Advertises his Pre-Pesach Car Wash
Have you cleaned your car yet for Pesach? Listen to the advertisement below and you may be convinced to have Yah Zahlma clean your car, he is makpid on all the chumros- even those you never heard of before!
- Itzik Man
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Yah Zahlma advertises his pre- Pesach car washing service, promising many “ hidurim” in order to lure Jewish costumers into his village.
“Wallach, come Yah Zahlma…will make your whole car kosher for Pesach Achlah! In our village we are makpid on chshash kitniyot, we are the answer to all chumrot, Yah Zahlma is makpid…”
He even addresses chumros you never heard of before:” Come wallach – your tires have chametz inside! Even if all the air inside your tires is not kosher for Pesach Yah Zahlma has the answer- we fix flats! We take out all the air and put in clean Kosher for Pesach air with a special filter. No crumbs of chometz will enter…b’kitzur come! We will work out a price. We’ll work something out, we take checks and credit cards.”
But what about the security situation?
Waalak, everything is fine, everything is fine. We are not throwing rocks. Chalas! They know it’s Pesach now and all the Jews are coming for cleaning. They are not making balagan
.
“Wallach, come Yah Zahlma…will make your whole car kosher for Pesach Achlah! In our village we are makpid on chshash kitniyot, we are the answer to all chumrot, Yah Zahlma is makpid…”
He even addresses chumros you never heard of before:” Come wallach – your tires have chametz inside! Even if all the air inside your tires is not kosher for Pesach Yah Zahlma has the answer- we fix flats! We take out all the air and put in clean Kosher for Pesach air with a special filter. No crumbs of chometz will enter…b’kitzur come! We will work out a price. We’ll work something out, we take checks and credit cards.”
But what about the security situation?
Waalak, everything is fine, everything is fine. We are not throwing rocks. Chalas! They know it’s Pesach now and all the Jews are coming for cleaning. They are not making balagan
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